Mission: To purvey all things strange and unusual, to unlock the secrets of the mysterious and arcane, to boldly go where no skeptic has gone before. My supreme credo: Question EVERYthing.

ATTENTION: All videos made before "FINAL MESSAGE" were part of an experiment I conducted over an 8-month period. I am not, nor ever have been, an employee of the federal government. All claims made about myself and my experiences in these videos, are entirely fictitious.