All good things must come to an end..... well today let that end be met by way of Baseball bat.It was all part of an elaborate rouge to start a war with the Land of Ice Bar. His evil plan was a succcess and the very next day the people of Iceia armed themselves with snow shovels and flame throwers with a vow to decimate Ice Bar therefor gaining a better position on Sphinxonia who was the true super power of earth.
That evening they all macaroni and cheese (Boil 7min add 1/4 stick butter, 1/4 cup milk add cheese sauce, stir) and got a long nights rest, for tomorrow was to be a arduous day to say the least.....
Next morning they rose for battle, Sprayed each other with cold water and stepped into the freezer for Armor and made their way through recyling/garbage land where they were attacked by 79 squirrels who were all there obviously to rip up my fuckin garbage! u piece of shit bushy tailed rats! Fighting on valiantly they approached the infamous Ice Bar.....
Attack!!!!! they charged each other winging bottles from recycling land and getting hit with sludge from the streets when at once, in an utter flash, a mere moment in time the Icerbarians and Iceians were vanquished in one fell swoop by a Plow............... they became a memory that would soon pass to inkling that would then retire to an empty space, never to be thought of again.... Luckily however and most importantly King Ice the orchestrator of this great tragedy survived and is currently enjoying an ice cold beer. The End
