A parody of 'Only In America' by Brooks & Dunn, written right after "the red line was crossed" in Syria.
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Lyrics:
Sun coming up over Aleppo city
Farouq Brigades eating someone's heart
The Al-Nusra Front is killin' all the Christians
I'm still funding these rebels, worlds apart
Now someone set off some kinda gas attack
We're not sure who it is
But we're gonna fight a war for rebels
Just 'cause we hate that President
Drop bombs on Syria
Because Israel so nicely asked
Drop bombs on Syria
It's humane compared to poison gas
We're gonna kill Assad
Send him to his smelly God
Drop bombs on Syria
Sun going down on any hope of peace
He drew a line, now we're entrenched
We got ourselves a coalition
Made up of us... and the French
To tell the truth it's just a proxy
We only want to hurt Iran
I might just make this a false dichotomy
You're either with Assad or you're American
Drop bombs on Syria
It's bipartisan and therefore good
Drop bombs on Syria
Going to war gives me some big ol' wood
We're gonna kill Assad
Send him to his smelly God
Drop bombs on Syria
Yeah drop bombs on Syria
Not sure which kind of gas
Drop bombs on Syria
The French will help us kick some ass
We're gonna kill Assad
Send him to his smelly God
Drop bombs on Syria
Drop bombs on Syria
Do it for Netanyahuuuuuu
Drop bombs on Syria
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