Ottawa's Mayfair Theatre March 19th 2012
THE BACK STORY: When I first heard gang initiations involve everyone getting to beat you up I thought, "That's high school." In Canada we had two basic games though they would often mix together.
SAFETY SLUT
If someone farts and they don't call "Safety" before you call "Slut" everyone gets to beat you up for as long as it takes to name five breakfast cereals.
ATOMIC WEDGIES
Being mostly British ex-pats, our group of friends was about half circumcised guys and have foreskinned and we'd fight each other by doing wedgies so "atomic," the waistband would come off. When a guy with a foreskin yelled, "AAHH WOOO GAAA!" he would be joined on one side of the room by the other foreskin owners and the circumcised guys would start going, "Snip! Snip! Snip!" to identify their brothers. Then we'd fight and all the girls would leave.
** From the cutting room floor of forthcoming feature "The Brotherhood of the Traveling Rants."
http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/howtopiss/
