Objective Video Game Reviews

   

Sargon of Akkad

 

Published on Mar 19, 2015

A video to teach hipster video game "reviewers" how to objectively review a video game.

For some reason, this video needed to be made.

Sources:

Want objective game reviews?
http://kotaku.com/finally-an-objective-game-review-site-1493491966

Hate gamers?
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/08/the-death-of-the-gamers-and-the-women-who-killed-them/

Want games without fun?
https://archive.today/2t93l

It's vital games aren't fun!
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/its-vital-to-have-video-games-that-arent-fun-159

Want shorter games?
http://kotaku.com/5937353/why-im-rallying-for-shorter-games

Don't care about games?
https://archive.today/RqSOW

Don't know if you're even playing a game?
http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/KThorJensen/20141009/227314/Is_Game_Dead.php

Objectivity is a "silly thing to strive for" - Kotaku
https://archive.today/TnpxK

What is objectivity?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/objective

Who ever said anything about being objectively fun?
http://simplikation.com/identity-crisis-suburbia-consumerism-videogames/

Critics are important, say critics
http://simplikation.com/why-critics-are-important/

Sexism!!!
http://www.avclub.com/article/does-bayonetta-2s-hypersexuality-cross-line-or-it--210647


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